Don’t look now, but I think I figured out the recipe for currency.

I know, it sounds easier said than done. But check it anyway because it’s only five easy steps. All you have to do is follow the recipe, and voila…instant riches!

1) Mix together 808s, 1 Just Blaze transitional sound effect, a sprinkle of Mannie Fresh toms and 1 synth instrument over the chorus.

2) Then, on top of that easy-make beat, sprinkle on 2 mediocre rappers (make sure they’re extra crispy), and have them spit nothing but irrelevant punchlines about material objects.

3) With the bulk of the task in place, now is the time to come up with 1 perfect concept. Careful though, if you think too hard during this step, the final product might not come out as green as you’d like.

4) Next, come up with 1 of the catchiest hooks possible. This step is the most important. Dumb it down as much possible, making it so memorable the average listener has it stuck in their head for months. Like step 3, don’t strain yourself thinking here, either. Note: The key to this step is repetition.

5) If you’ve followed the previous steps, the final one, making the video, should be the easiest. There’s really nothing to it. Just pay at least 3 curvaceous video vixens to come to the set, throw in as many diamond-studded chains as you can fit, and then have the 2 rappers spit in front of nothing but a blue screen. Then, keep it in rotation for as long as possible and never let it simmer down.

So, there you go!

If you’ve followed the 5 steps precisely, you should be on your way to making millions. It might seem hard at first, but really, it’s easier than cooking crack…and with a whole lot less risk involved!

For a perfect example, check out the Gorilla Zoe’s video for “Juice Box,” above.

Enjoy!