Obama

As if he needed any more selling points. I’ve been buying this man’s party line since he took the stage at the Democratic National Convention in 2004 backing the wind-surfing, supremely-coifed, Pete-Carroll-esque John Kerry.

Barack Obama has always had my vote.

Now he has my heart.

I happened across a recent issue of US Magazine while waiting for an appointment today, and saw my favorite candidate on the cover. The tag was something to the effect of – “He’s Just Like US.”

The article itself focused on the finer points of the man’s everyday life, such what he thinks of Oprah’s backing him and whether he wears boxers vs. briefs (come on, US, step your game up. That question is tired, circa 1992.) But what really caught my attention – what wholeheartedly solidified my willingness to drop everything in life and join the Obama ’08 campaign trail, should he but ask – was his answer to “What’s your favorite TV show.”

My man said The Wire.

“It’s not a happy show, but it’s addictive,” he said.

Amen.

We all know TSS is a huge proponent of all things The Wire. But the fact that I can now envision Obama sitting on his Yes We Can tour bus, watching Omar get done by Kennard or Slim Charles pop Cheese or Snoop say “How my hair look?” and maybe, maybe, maybe going “OOOOHHHH!!!” at the same time as me… well that’s enough to make me vote for him for President, Supreme Chancellor, Knower Of All Things and Scientific Fact Creator For Everything Heretofore.

You know what else he co-signed?

Hot sauce on everything (+1)

Stevie Wonder falling off stage (+1… but kind of wrong)

Britney Spears and Paris Hilton being wholly consumed with moral deprivation (+2)

At some point in the article, Obama said he could “bust a move,” on the dance floor, followed directly by “as they say.” I’m not sure as to which “they” he refers, but I can say with a fair level of confidence it wasn’t Young M.C. I’m afraid his abilities on the floor could never usurp this slip-up. (…-1)

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have some “Obama Wins at Life” posters to sprinkle around town.