The price of fame may vary per individual but the cost always has its consequences. For fifteen year rap vet Fat Joe, his longevity has been his gift and his curse. Adapting to identify with the newer generation has kept him relevant of sorts, but sacrificing his relationships with various Terror Squad members and an incessant feud with 50 Cent has given the Puerto Rican rapper a mixed perception among the fans. Still like a prize fighter counted out but not beaten, Joey Crack channels the animal within and vents on his eigth solo album The Elephant In The Room. Although there’s glimpses of the ‘Don’ of old, Elephant… does little to distinguish itself from Joe’s last couple of albums with overproduced songs that clash against his aggressive delivery.
Despite scrutiny, Joe Crack stands his ground adamantly on the inaugural bruiser “The Fugitive” with confident strides like “This is way to easy though/I am the magnifico/Cube at his prime/but I’m much more like Eazy though/…comes to Latino MC’s/there’s none bigger/now who’s gon’ tell me that I can’t say “nigga?…” while still finding time to boost his club résumé with the assistance from J. Holiday on the melodic “I Won’t Tell” and its polar opposite, the Swizz Beatz crafted “Drop.” And with Alchemist in tow and KRS-One portraying the supporting actor, “My Conscience” takes a cinematic ride inside the pits of Fat Joe’s inner psyche for several interesting perspectives. It’s been done before, but the two battle-tested MC’s pull in off rather nicely thanks in part to various doses of political incorrectness.
Still, Joe constantly insists on rapping over production that tends to overshadow his monstrous flows. The South may be bringing in the ringtone money, but audacious musical arrangements on an entire album doesn’t exactly bring the best out of Fat Joe. Streetrunner’s grinding basslines on the anti-snitch parable “K.A.R.” do nothing but offset the rhyme-laden flows that signify a credible rapper. Same goes for Pooh Bear’s terribly executed chorus and DJ Khaled’s catastrophe of a track on the inane “Get It For Life.” The epic “300 Brolic” is like the Bronx meets Sparta, with neither side giving leeway to the other, although Joey flows his way to victory in the brief battle for boisterousness.
But pure album filler such as “Preacher On A Sunday Morning” and the Plies featured “You Ain’t Sayin’ Nothin” (verbatim) hollow out the niche Joe has allowed his career to mold into: The Convenient MC. Uncompromising in his nature, but still flexible enough to follow the trends of the day without hesitation.
The DJ Premier reunion “That White,” comes in as an unintentional cogitation. When Joe Crack sticks to the more illusive production and focuses on making songs with signification, rather than trying to dominate the Southerner’s playlists, only then do we get the man who’s worthy of the title he insists that he carries. In the meantime, Fat Joe’s most likely to continue to experience the love-hate tokens of affection in the wake of this moderately commendable album. The Elephant In The Room definitely sounds like a thunderous herd, but ultimately it’s the same ol’ Joe.



Foist.
I was very much unimpressed with this album. The review was perfect to me TC. You did your thing. Thank you for listening to all the garbage out there so others can spare their ears.
Good write up, T Cizzle
The Elephant In The Sand > The Elephant In The Room (minus That White)
Elephant In Daroom
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joe’s friend … sheek louch!
http://blog.rhapsody.com/2008/03/exclusive-sheek.html vs. prodigy
I liked it. You don’t go into a Fat Joe album expecting lyrical gems or an actual album. If you can get past that, then it’s not a bad collection of songs. A nice little pop rap album if you will (“pop” referring to being on the South’s dick).
crazy shit:
i just called to reset the parental control code for my daughter’s wii, since i bought it used i dunno what the password was….when i call an im givin the guy my info he asks me if i have eva had an account with nintendo before, to which i say NO, well afta tellin him some info he asks if im sure that i neva set up anything with nintendo- then asks if i eva lived in Brandon, which is a town near me that i stayed in when i was little- so i tell him yes, then give him my OOOOOLD address and phone # from when i was a jit, the guy tells me the account i set up when i got my 1st nintendo is STILL in the system! i registered an with them 08-01-88, back when i was 9 yrs old. shit had me buggin out that now im registering my daughter’s wii who happens to be 9 yrs old. 20 fuckin years as a nintendo customer. thats insane.
@ Dirk – like i said before dunn, u always got some crazy shit to say…that’s wild shit right there…u was playin tecmo bowl and now lil shorty got the wii…it’s all a big cycle man
bustin heads with bo jackson on tecmo bowl….
http://marijuanagirls.com/shop/
Bobby Digital f. Monk & Thea – “Drama:”
http://www.zshare.net/audio/8988096c8ceac6/
i was always a Montana to Rice dude…or Marino and the “Mark brothers”…ha ha
can somebody up ‘That White’? I don’t want to have any more Fat Joe touch my hard drive than necessary, but that track sounds like it may be dope. Well written, concise review, TC.
Rass Kass – Razzy Kazzy
@ Be Lund -
Fat Joe – Thank God for that White:
http://www.zshare.net/audio/83228070dd3181/
word up, marino was my dude.
i just always enjoyed rushing yards more than passing yards on football video games.
nah i feel you dawg (no homo)…Joe Montana sports talk football on Genesis…u could run a sweep every time and rack up like 500 rushing yards on that joint
im so sick of this fat fuck on radio/tv…dude is a fat useless mess who spites his “crew” and pun’s family…i hope this shit goes 5x wood
I played with the Giants and crushed cats trying to come at me w/ that ol’ bullsh*t 49ers crossing pattern glitch in the game. absolutely MURDERED em…
recipe for gettin’ bent (on the cheap):
go to the likka sto’
cop 1 miniature of each:
Patron Anejo
Grey Goose
10 Cane Rum
Bombay Sapphire Gin
cop a 20 ounce cup filled halfway with ice and Coca-Cola Classic in a bottle from a convenience sto’
dump all the nice likka in the cup and fill the rest with Coca-Cola.
tastes nice…get rocked in public witchur peeps while clowning dumb funny-lookin’ muthafuckas
^not your traditional Long Island…
somebody help me give it a name
@ Sherm: Grind??? It’s easy when you’re a thief who jacks songs from other mixtapes!!! LOL!!! The bitch-ass nigga doesn’t even mix or blend shit to make it less obvious!!! WhiteOwl, HA HA HA!!!!!!
@ TC: Thanks for the review, lord knows I wouldn’t be able to stomach a Fat Joe album. He needs to fall back and manage some new talent because his better days are long gone.
Flea? ‘the fcuk u been homey?
@ Sherm: Grind??? It’s easy when you’re a thief who jacks songs from other mixtapes!!! LOL!!! The bitch-ass nigga doesn’t even mix or blend shit to make it less obvious!!! WhiteOwl, HA HA HA!!!!!!
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couldn’t have said it better myself.
all dude does is put songs on a cd an call it a mixtape- any mufucka with NERO an limewire can do that.
that nigguh joe is LAME
talk to me when Liza(Pun’z wife)
aint hurting for money…
he talking like he dont ever wanna release Pun albums..
and when asked what his thoughts were
on Liza tryna release an album for the tenth anniversary ?
his responce was..( and yeah it shocked the sh*t outta me)
“DROP A PUN ALBUM ?? FOR WHAT ???”
now thats f*cked up…wutchu mean “for what?”
mutha-f*cker !!!for the nigguh seeds can eat U bitch ass fake faggots ass mutha f*ck !!!
U aint sh*t wit out Pun bitch, joey CRAPP
so U ride the nigguh skillz and platinum status for ya
personel gain…but when Punz Fam is hurting U turn the other way…ya time is comming baby just wait and see !!!!
@ Dirk & Flea – trust me, i’m not a fan of dude…but, if ur gonna say that about Whiteowl, u gotta say the same about maybe 90% of mixtape “DJs” i say it like that cuz a lot of the mixtape cats are more like playlist makers or some shit…i’m always gonna check for Preem and Drama, etc. but for folk who just want a whole buncha new music all on one cd without a lot of talking and scratching, a cat like Whiteowl might work…i’m not one of those people, but shit like that needs to be out there cuz radio is dead as shit…and i say he;s grindin cuz even if that shit is easy, u still gotta do it…most cats can’t or won’t
havin a track with another mixtape dj talkin over it is pretty bad tho
speaking of mixtapes… isn’t that Rich Boy supposed to come out today?
and thanks for the link Sherm.
Well TC another review I can’t disagree with. The album is straight. I’m really wondering why no one in his camp stopped “Get It For Life” from making the album. You know he is going to have the southern beats on their so I can live with the Plies track and the other filer. But that pooh bear hook is horrendous. Storch must have game him a huge discount to get his boy on the hook.
http://www.xxlmag.com/online/?p=20332
incredible DMX interview…
yeah….my bad. just catchin up on old posts. didnt realize that was already discussed. don’t respect my fresh today. i don’t deserve it.
the fugitive
crackhouse
cocababy
i wont tell
300
preacher on
my conscience
thank god for that white
..
put u take it
respect joey, discovered pun
don of nyc! peace
LOL @ trackstar
@ Kweenz Reppa
TELL EM WHY U MAD SON
3?
Bahahaha. Give up reviewing music.
Razzy Kazzy good lookin Sherm
“This is way to easy though/I am the magnifico/Cube at his prime/but I’m much more like Eazy though/…comes to Latino MC’s/there’s none bigger/now who’s gon’ tell me that I can’t say “nigga?…”
No it might sound good, but he has nothing to back up the empty claim, so in the end it just sounds good, but holds no truth and the weight that comes with it.
Fat joe is some shit. not 1/4 of pun, or 1/2 of immortal technique.
Nonchalant:
Staten Island Ice Tea
Hey what up y’all, my name is Scottie Allen and I’m new to the whole Rawkus webisite. I’m trying to download that Skyzoo album that he did with 9th Wonder “The 3 Day High”. I’ve tried googling it and going to zshare and rapidshare to find out where it is but so far no luck. If there is anyone that has a download link for it please email me or hit me up on my myspace.
Email: allen_scottie@yahoo.com
Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/wutangfan85
Peace.
lol, more like 2.5, shit had 2 hot Rap songs, and 1 ok R&B track. no lie..
@ greg, thats a good name
i just listened to this album 2day, track 10,11,12 are solid, the intro is pretty good, the rest is basura.
anybody got this album so i can see what all the bruha ha is about…ive never ben a fan of fatty or nothing but once in a while he will have a tune or two…
Fat Joe flat out sucks assholes and hasn’t made a good song since Premier made tracks for his debut.
@ DIRK… LOL