Words By Jesse H.

Tracks Compiled By The TSS Crew

Eliot Spitzer Client #9

Looks like you’re going through a rough time lately, so being the kind folk that we are over at TSS, we’ve put together a little playlist to get you through the backlash. It should definitely come in handy especially now that you’re probably not getting any from wifey.

On the real though governor, we spent painstaking minutes deliberating exactly why each of these tracks would fit your current situation best. Many of these songs offer advice on what you could have done better in your situation. Now, the next time you get involved in a high-money prostitution ring, you’ll have the proper listening material.

Sincerely,

The TSS Crew

P.S. — Please let your politician buddies know that they can stop targeting the lyrics of Hip-Hop. After all, using their one-bad-egg-ruins-the-whole-basket logic on them after your little fiasco, it was really the politicians who were actually objectifying women all along rather than the rappers who were just talking about it. But you should be used to actions speaking louder than words right?

After all, you are were in politics.

1. “Area Codes” by Ludacris

2. “Can You Control Yo Hoe” by Snoop Dogg

3. “Let A Ho Be A Ho” by Geto Boys

4. “We Luv Deez Hoez” by Outkast

5. “Surrounded By Hoes” by G-Unit

6. “Super Hoe” by Boogie Down Productions

7. “Ask Them Hoes” by Lil Wayne

8. “Big Pimpin’” by Jay-Z

9. “It’s Hard Out Here for a Pimp” by 3 6 Mafia

10. “Who Let These Hoes in My Room?” by Ludacris

11. “I’m In Love With A Stripper” by T-Pain

12. “Treat Her Like A Prostitute” by Slick Rick

13. “Can You Get Away?” by 2Pac

14. “She Want That Money” by Devin The Dude

15. “Me So Horny” by The 2 Live Crew

16. “Prostitute Flange” by Lil Wayne

17. “What These Bitches Want?” by DMX Feat. Sisqo

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