The industry goes into a slumber between January & February, which makes for slow days.

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Lindsey Lohan Poses Nude for NY Mag

She’s done the DUI thing. She’s done the rehab thing. Now, Lindsay Lohan is mounting her comeback by posing completely nude — as Marilyn Monroe — in New York Magazine. The photos are meant to re-create Monroe’s famous 1962 shoot, shot by Bert Stone, called The Last Sitting. Says NY Mag: “But the pictures are also remarkable for the raw truths they seem to reveal. In them, we see an actress whose comedic talents were overshadowed by her sex appeal, a woman who is cannily aware of her pinup status, yet is also beginning to show her 36 years. In many shots, she is obviously drunk. This was an unhappy time for Monroe.”

Well me & Marilyn got something in common because this was a semi-unhappy time for Gottyâ„¢. When I wake up on Mondays, I never know what a week may have in store for me. Either way, I generally greet it with open arms. However, seeing the nudes of a junkie, who happens to look as old as Monroe, was not what I expected this morning. Much more than I bargained for.

However, who wouldn’t mind seeing her nude after watching the boobies bounce in “Mean Girls,” even if she is shaped like a lightpole?

At least she didn’t fake us out. When they said naked, she did pose bucky-naked.

I clicked. I looked. I conquered.

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Lindsay Lohan as Marilyn Monroe in “The Last Sitting” [NYMag]

Lindsay Lohan Poses Nude for NY Mag [Cinematical]

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