
The other day, one of the first emails I got was from my chick…
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Subject: i think I might…. Inbox
LBoogie to me
…die!!!!! I dropped my phone in the toilet and doesn’t work anymore…
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And with that, baby Jesus cried.
I felt disgusted for her because we both live by our phones, moreso me than her. My phone is like a ventilation machine for me. Without it, there’s a high chance that I’ll run short of breath and begin hyperventilating.
And the following proclamation is something I’ve known for a while.
We’re both Crackberry kids, as are a lot of the people I know.
- I’ve tried all models of Smartphones & I’m convinced they’re the only type of phones I’ll ever use.
- PIN messages > text messages. Oh yeah, let me plug Jivetalk & Blackberry Messenger in there too.
- A full QWETY keyboard is a must on my phone. I could never go back to the old “1 = ABC” typing system. It feels like a frustrating time warp & I normally shake my head when I see somebody sitting & pecking there little hearts away just to add a special character to their message.
- I sleep with my phone no more than two feet away from me. It serves double duty as my alarm. And who needs a watch in 2007 when all I have to do is slide my phone out the holster & peep?
- I have no phone numbers, email addresses or physical addresses for anyone. Every single contact I have is stored into my phone. Real talk, if I lose my phone, I won’t be able to call my mom.
- Speaking of contacts, I have numbers for my favorite restaurants, shoe stores across the country, mechanics and a preacher all stored.
- I’ve been involved in web-based endeavors for the past 6-7 years and email access is a complete must have. From the old blue Motorola T-900′s to Timeports, if you want to stay on top & ahead of the game, you gotta have email access @ all times. If you’ve got PUSH email, add two points to your advantage.
- Fuck a laptop. I tried that shit and after I inadvertently laid my bag & laptop down in a parking lot, only to see it run over by a car, that pretty much sealed the deal on me ever copping one of those shits again. I’m too careless & need something closely attached. Those Mac notebooks are hella sexy looking though.
- When I see an email with “Sent via Blackberry from…“, I often feel as if I’ve found a kindred spirit who knows my language and methods of communication.
- On a dark Thursday morn, I’m currently stuck on the side of the highway with a blown tire. What do I do? Being the dedicated blogger & phone junkie I am I a.) Call my carrier to use their handy roadside assistance program that I pay for $5 monthly and b) use the time to type up a post.
Dedication baby. To TSS, Verizon & Blackberry.
Loosies
J-Kwon – Go Dirty, Go Dirty
Young Cash Ft. Yo Gotti & Shawn Jay – X (Remix)
David Banner – B.A.N. (The Love Song aka Free T.I.P.)
Cashis – Ms. Jenkins (Prod. By Eminem)
Young Dro – Dreamin’
N.O.R.E. ft. Sho (of Final Chapter), Capone, Joell Ortiz, Mistah F.A.B., MIMS, Garcia & DJ EFN – Set It Off Remix Pt. 2
Trae ft. Slim Thug – Nuttin’ 2 A Boss
The L.O.X. – You Don’t Want It
Speedknot Mobstaz ft. Jim Jones – Gangstas Don’t Dance
Chris Brown ft. Kanye West – Down
David Banner ft. Chamillionaire – Ball With Me
Playaz Circle – #1 Trap Pick
R.Kelly – Gangsta
Loosies