Well, after watching my Pistons implode last night at the hands of some twelve-year-old-lookin kid nicknamed Boobie, I woke up in somewhat of a rut. Then I realized what was on HBO tonight.

After a weeklong hiatus, everyone’s favorite family, The Sopranos, returns for it’s second to last episode this evening. If you’re not a fan, you should be. (What else is there to do on Sunday nights, anyways?) If you are a fan, then you’re in the same boat as me. And considering how many people are Bruce Willis with this show, that boat’s probably a luxury cruise liner. And everyone on it is chain-smoking, nervously tapping their feet (that’s me), or getting ready to jump overboard in anticipation. Either way, we’re all thinking the same thing, right? With only two episodes left forever (gasp….), WTF is going to happen?

After Tony going all American History X last episode, are we gonna see a St. Valentines Day Massacre in Jersey? Or, will we see it in NY? Is Bobby going to get caught for offing the rock star in the Laundromat? Is that indestructible Russian ever going to come back for Paulie? Who will pay for Ade’s death, something that’s been untouched all season? Is Tony going to save his ass in the finale by ratting out some terrorists? Will that be okay, since they are terrorists? Will AJ finally stop crying, grow some go-nads, and live up to the Soprano family name? Is this really the end?

Well, with the way the Sopranos goes, I’m not even sure if we’ll get the answers to one of those questions, let alone all of them. However, the preview for tonight’s episode, “The Blue Comet,” looks enticing to say the least. Here’s the tagline from the shows’ website on HBO, too…

“This week, the allegiance of those closest to Tony is put to the test. Meanwhile, a case of mistaken identity has serious ramifications in Episode 85: “The Blue Comet.”

Sounds like Paulie’s gonna have to do more than buy Ton’ a new espresso maker, huh? Let’s hope him, Syl, and the fellas take Phil and his little bitch-ass sidekick (I hate that guy!) down off their pedestal in the Big Apple. The waters are a lot muddier in Jersey, right? Then let’s hope they’re getting real dirty tonight.

No matter what goes down, though, I’m just glad that they’re back. Even if it’s only for two more episodes. There’s nothing more therapeutic than a good ol’ mob drama (besides maybe a session with Melfi), to make me forget that I watched a seasons’ worth of hopes and dreams go kaput in twelve minutes. Go Spurs, and go Jersey.

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