Hell Rell Facts…
GENERAL By Gotty™ on May 30, 2007 at 1:54 pmI am not responsible for the hilarity and side-splitting laughs that come from this. I recieved it as a Myspace bulletin. I fucks with Ruger Rell (do you remember?) but this shit was too funny to pass up on.
Hell Rell facts …. Add On…. Repost ….
Hell Rell’s face is the last active Volcano in the U.S.
Hell Rell’s face was the original DJ needle used to scratch records.
Hell Rell sparked the Boston Tea Party cause a pilgrim bouncer said his name wasnt on the list.
Hell Rell’s face is the real reason behind the the leather basketball coming back.
Hell Rell chews dice in his off-time.
Hell Rell crys rocks.
Hell Rell was the first crack dealer….to cook crack with his own face.
Hell Rell was behind the Watergate Scandal.
Mayor Bloomberg passed a law to make Rell’s facial secretions into a new bridge.
-The last person that tried Hell Rell is being served as a breakfast special at Denny’s right now
-Oil isnt pumped from underground, it is really Hell Rells bath water
-The cure for aids was found almost 30 years ago, but Hell Rell didnt let them release it because he rather “watch homos die slow”
-The top five greatest rappers alive are: 1.Hell Rell 2. Hell Rell 3. Hell Rell 4. Hell Rell 5. Hell Rell
-Grand Theft Auto is really a biography of Hell Rell. It was originally called “Ruger Stories”
-The U.S. didnt really drop a atomic bomb….they parachuted Hell Rell into Hiroshima and unleashed him.
-Hell Rell watches prison executions for entertainment.
-The U.S. doesnt want to build the wall to stop illegal aliens, Mexico wants to build the wall to keep Hell Rell out
-Hell Rells brother plays the caveman in the Geico commercials
-Hell Rell and his reflection got BEEF
-The U.S. doesnt want to build the wall to stop illegal aliens, Mexico wants to build the wall to keep Hell Rell out
-Hell Rell’s album won’t have his face on the front cover…thank god
-Hell Rell ends mirror’s lives like Brandy’s driving
-Hell Rell tried to duplicate his face on Saint’s Row…the game crashed
-Hell Rell lets his son use his face as a punching bag
-Hell Rell was involved in a car accident….the car lost
-Hell Rell was cloned in 1993…the result, Craig Mack
-The prision gaurds at Guantanamo Bay use pictures of Hell Rell to have the detainees talk. They say it works better then hypnotism
-Hell Rell was originally cast as Jeffrey on Fresh Prince, but after he pimp slapped Uncle Phil for eating the last Oreo, his contract was terminated.
-Hell Rell had to have his ruger surgically removed from his hand after birth.
-Hell Rell shaves with broken beer bottles.
-Hell Rell has been credited as co-inventor of the wheel.
-Hell Rell was smoking a blunt with God and Satan, they was all chilling, Rell thought Satan would beat God in a fight, God wasn’t on some ***** **** so beat the **** outta Satan, after this they were never friends and created heaven and hell, with Hell Rell the middle man (earth).
-It was Hell Rell who parted the Red Sea, not Moses.
-Hell Rell is environmentally friendly, he drinks petrol (to quich his first) and then pisses it into to his car for fuel, he then inhales the fumes, his lungs automatically turn it into fresh oxygen.
-Hell Rell has a cousin that raps in Memphis that goes by the moniker of Crunchy Black
Hell Rell tried to make himself in to a vampire one time so he would not have to look in to a mirror
When hell rell turns his back to the sky we call this phenomenon “The Night “
God had to send Jesus to die for our sins cause Hell Rell Can not be killed
Beyonce tried to leave ‘Jay-z for Hell Rell, But hell rell told her his true love was … The Color Black
A man was revived by Hell Rells pee we call this drink red bull ….
Hell rell once fuck a groupie on a tractor… he left the codom on the tractor and this became optimus-Prime
The wrinkles in Hell Rell’s face when place under a microscope mimick the Grand Canyon.
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Hell Rell tried to duplicate his face on Saint’s Row…the game crashed
The cure for aids was found almost 30 years ago, but Hell Rell didnt let them release it because he rather “watch homos die slow”
hahahahahahaha these two had me laughin forreal. Rell is mad ugly though but he can spit. Good post
Anyone have Hi-Teks 2nd album? anyone have any requests?
The U.S. didnt really drop an atomic bomb… they parachuted Hell Rell into Hiroshima and unleashed him.
Hell Rell watches prison executions for entertainment
Haha… that shit was funny, that was a nice lil post. Something new.
that’s old Allhiphop fun right there haha.
Enh…
Karma.
(Not directed towards you Gotty)
^ No offense taken lol. Even though I like dude, it’s still got a few doozies in there.
First Cam’s Rhyme Book & now this? Dips taking L’s even from the innernuts lol
fuck that. that shit was funny. i mean…the cat’s complexion is quite…how do you say it in english?
“porous”
First time I saw Hell Rell I thought that Shabba Ranks was his dad…
Hell Rell’s face 1ce caught fire and he put it out with a fork.
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i guess the hiphop community can’t respect Chuck Norris so they gotta create they own mythology
I don’t really listen to Hell Rell or DipSet, but that dude IS ugly man. My lady said he look like his face got stepped on as an infant.
Hell Rell ain’t got nothin on Craig Mack.
the geico cave man one had me rollin
The only reason why Hell Rell rocks so much damn ice is to blind you from lookin at him…
Like he said “I’m Freddy Kruger (literally), Jason, and Michael Meyers all wrapped in one”
Although Hell Rell is short that doesn’t even make him a ‘little’ ugly…ha
I swear to God if that nigga put on a KKK robe and took his braids out, he’d remind me of that dead girl from The Ring!!!
“I Rap How he look, so yea this shit gon get ugly” -Loaded Lux
“I don’t need you Gotty, I don’t need you TSS!”
Hell Rell’s probably crying right now in his bucket hat (courtesy of Killa Season)
Dude looks like the love child of Greg Oden and Droopy.
Was never into Rell until Gotty posted that ‘Best of Hell Rell’ way back when, since then he’s the only one of Dipset I always check for. Oh and Gottym, how could you forget that Rell ate Jimmy Hoffa?
I like this good info, told me what I needed to know, this is thye kinda shit that should be on the internet
Ya’ll broke niggaz talkin bout my baby but his paper is waaaaaaaaaay longer than anyone postin these dumb as comments!!!
That shit was fuckin gay. It aint even funny it just sounds like you wanna suck his dick on some real shit. shits pathetic bitchass.
Haters keep me alive man its hell mutha fuckin rell in here talkin 2 u lames I buy all ya new houses and cars but I don’t I splurge on me dip set you people respect the fuckin eagle sept 26 “4 da hell of it” go copp it finish suckin me off dipset
Ruger Rell links up with 40 Cal for that good ole’ mixtape.
Check it out at:
http://www.hiphopdx.com/index/mixtape/id.229/title.hell-rell-40-cal-the-year-of-the-gun