Bill banning iPods and cellphones on New York City streets coming

Controversy raised over Prince performance

Two prime examples of reaching.

Banning Ipods? Wouldn’t they be better served banning…uh, criminals…from the NYC streets?

Or perhaps policing the NYPD?

And sure, Prince’s performance may have been a little insuiating…if you were looking @ it that way. Calling him a “lustful, pansexual rock ‘n’ roll deviant” is, true, but it’s application here is too much. Now if he would’ve be doing “Darling Nikki” with Apollonia & Vanity up there it’d be a whole different ballgame.

I’m sure of a few things though…

1.) Most people, or at least everyone I was with, was either a.) caught up in the music or b.) taking a bathroom break.

2.) I was 16 when I learned what a phallic symbol was while reading the Isis Papers. If somebody younger than 16 knew what Prince was coyly doing…well, looks as if the youth are smarter than we give them credit.

3.) No matter what, nobody’s topped Janet’s exposed areola so what’s the fuss?