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	<title>Comments on: Amusement&#8230;</title>
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		<title>By: portable hot tub sale</title>
		<link>http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2007/02/amusement#comment-95159</link>
		<dc:creator>portable hot tub sale</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Mar 2007 17:52:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;strong&gt;portable hot tub sale...&lt;/strong&gt;

Aggregator of portable hot tub sale sites...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>portable hot tub sale&#8230;</strong></p>
<p>Aggregator of portable hot tub sale sites&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Gottyâ„¢</title>
		<link>http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2007/02/amusement#comment-48788</link>
		<dc:creator>Gottyâ„¢</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Feb 2007 14:39:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>^ No stress. I&#039;ll get the complete list updated &amp; available later today (2.5.07)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>^ No stress. I&#8217;ll get the complete list updated &#038; available later today (2.5.07)</p>
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		<title>By: Slick</title>
		<link>http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2007/02/amusement#comment-48639</link>
		<dc:creator>Slick</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Feb 2007 05:57:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>a few of the linx aren&#039;t even in the stray list...Remy Shand is on some Prince play your  own instruments shit..didn&#039;t get the push from his label a few years back..</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>a few of the linx aren&#8217;t even in the stray list&#8230;Remy Shand is on some Prince play your  own instruments shit..didn&#8217;t get the push from his label a few years back..</p>
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		<title>By: NDiamond$</title>
		<link>http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2007/02/amusement#comment-48597</link>
		<dc:creator>NDiamond$</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Feb 2007 03:22:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Why don&#039;t you ever go down on a chick in the morning?

Ever tried to pull apart a grilled cheese sandwich?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why don&#8217;t you ever go down on a chick in the morning?</p>
<p>Ever tried to pull apart a grilled cheese sandwich?</p>
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		<title>By: NDiamond$</title>
		<link>http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2007/02/amusement#comment-48596</link>
		<dc:creator>NDiamond$</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Feb 2007 03:20:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What&#039;s the difference between Michael Jackson and a zit?

Zit&#039;s come on your face when you&#039;re a teenager.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What&#8217;s the difference between Michael Jackson and a zit?</p>
<p>Zit&#8217;s come on your face when you&#8217;re a teenager.</p>
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		<title>By: bville</title>
		<link>http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2007/02/amusement#comment-48477</link>
		<dc:creator>bville</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Feb 2007 21:57:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thank you thank you thatnk you for that kill at will I think that was the last EP that I bought, cassette tape. thank you.He should have put Dead Homiez on that bootlegs and B sides.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thank you thank you thatnk you for that kill at will I think that was the last EP that I bought, cassette tape. thank you.He should have put Dead Homiez on that bootlegs and B sides.</p>
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		<title>By: ConPermiso</title>
		<link>http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2007/02/amusement#comment-48464</link>
		<dc:creator>ConPermiso</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Feb 2007 20:58:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>this is like watching dude get gold at the Special Olympics...he might have won, but he&#039;s still retarded.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>this is like watching dude get gold at the Special Olympics&#8230;he might have won, but he&#8217;s still retarded.</p>
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		<title>By: K.</title>
		<link>http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2007/02/amusement#comment-48428</link>
		<dc:creator>K.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Feb 2007 18:39:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?

They both come on little crackersâ€¦ &lt;/i&gt;

&lt;b&gt;*FLAT LINED* ROFLLLLLLLLL&lt;/b&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?</p>
<p>They both come on little crackersâ€¦ </i></p>
<p><b>*FLAT LINED* ROFLLLLLLLLL</b></p>
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		<title>By: Dick In A Box</title>
		<link>http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2007/02/amusement#comment-48384</link>
		<dc:creator>Dick In A Box</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Feb 2007 17:03:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>props for that apathy baptism joint...yall should do a session with him!....keep up the good work,1</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>props for that apathy baptism joint&#8230;yall should do a session with him!&#8230;.keep up the good work,1</p>
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		<title>By: randomguy</title>
		<link>http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2007/02/amusement#comment-48382</link>
		<dc:creator>randomguy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Feb 2007 17:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Should children witness childbirth? 

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The 
house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to 
hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped 
deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she 
was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was 
born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his 
bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then 
thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she 
thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, 

&quot;He shouldn&#039;t have crawled in there in the first place......smack his 
ass again!&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Should children witness childbirth? </p>
<p>Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The<br />
house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to<br />
hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped<br />
deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she<br />
was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was<br />
born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his<br />
bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then<br />
thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she<br />
thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, </p>
<p>&#8220;He shouldn&#8217;t have crawled in there in the first place&#8230;&#8230;smack his<br />
ass again!&#8221;</p>
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